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 +**Android** is a different kind of [[iPhone]], created by [[Samsung]]. It is known for [[super ugly]] cameras and [[green text messages]]. If you use Android, you are not going to get a [[girlfriend]] because [[Snapchat]] is too slow and choppy on your device because you are a [[second-class citizen]].
 +It has a suicidal [[Java]] interface and [[Google]] tracking features built in. If you want [[ricing]], use Android. If you want more freedoms on your phone, use Android. If you are [[female]], use [[iPhone]]. If you actually care about [[Richard Stallman|muh freedoms]], just don't have a phone since you don't go out much anyway.

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